Fact. I'm a princess. I'm well aware of that. I know I'm a spoilt and rotten princess but in case you couldn't tell, here are a few things that should have tipped you off.
1. I love coming home to a spotless house but then i'm immediately cursing the fact that the cleaner doesn't come every day.
2. I'd fly off to Bangkok only so I can stay at a fancy hotel that I've wanted to stay at for ages. Forget the cultural sights and sounds of a city. It is mainly for the hotel. But in my defense, there is $100 off per night at the moment and any real princess wouldn't give a fuck about the cost savings.
3. If I were to fly off to Bangkok, only Singapore airlines will do. But again, I would tolerate economy class, no real princess would.
4. I have an escapist philosophy. Friday is going to suck with bad news therefore I must escape to another country even though I have only just returned from another two month "holiday" of sorts.
5. I feel the need to throw myself down and thrash about and scream and yell about the unfairness of the situation... This could be a shorter tanty if i could escape to a fancy hotel in a different country. Or at least the furnishings would be softer, more luxurious and would drown out the sound better.
6. I'm giving up. No self respecting princess would put her body through what I have for the last two months (have a slave or minion do it for her, yes and off with their heads if it doesn't work... but put herself through it... I don't think so!) and damn it, I'm not gonna do it again! Or will I? Crap, a real princess wouldn't second guess herself, would she? So, NO, I will NOT put myself through any more IVF... Or would i?! Crap...
7. I resent the fact that my child's school isn't working itself out how and when I want it to. Now that fancy hotel - it has a fucking kids club so why would I not go there for a week!
8. I am more perturbed by the acne on my face than I am about not being able to procreate... Though I know the acne is from the drugs that are supposed to help me procreate and i still keep taking them! Goddam this vicious circle!
9. One of the best things about today and the last couple days has been that I haven't had to cook anything for myself. Although, having to go out and get the food would not cut it for a real princess. Which is why fancy hotels have room service!
10. If I like it, I'll buy it and if I can't you will never hear the end of it and I'll be bitter and twisted and pissed off about it. Kind of like paying to try and make a baby, not being able to and being bitter and twisted and pissed off about it!
So. I am a princess. I admit it and though the points above are not exhaustive and perhaps I've contradicted in a few areas, I am still more princess than slum dog. Though not one covered with rainbows, riding a unicorn and having everything magically fall into place for her in a flurry of pink and glitter. More like one that is a little pissed off because things haven't gone her way, wanting to escape but still desperately hanging on to the teeny tiny ounce of hope that she still has because it's not all really over yet. Not until the end of the week.
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