Boys are lucky bastards

I'm going to say it. Boys are lucky bastards. If all i had to do was pleasure myself a couple times in an IVF cycle, i'd be able to do this 100 times!

I will list the 5 most enjoyable parts of IVF for me, in no particular order:

1. The needles, at least 20 of them
2. The hormones, out of control and raging
3. The ultrasounds, who wouldn't love a rod poked up there!
4. Egg collection, otherwise known as the invasion of my ovaries with big huge long needles
5. The constant waiting, wondering, calculating dates, times, what if, what if not, what next, what the hell!

For a boy, there is only one thing. One thing!

1. Cum in a cup.

Seriously! how is that fair? It isn't. It is so unfair because in so many cases, like our own, it is half of their problem. So how do I get at least 5 most enjoyable things (amongst the other lovely things i have to put myself through) and HE gets 1. One simple, easy, "enjoyable" task. It blows my mind.

But whatever, life isn't fair, we just got to get on and get it done.